Miss Perfect

I am humble, when I am not vain and arrogant;
I boss around a lot, when I am not being bossed at;
I can be relied on, only to cheat on you;
I judge people, when they are not judging me;
I give in, when it is not possible to rebel;
I am all what you are not; if you will choose to ignore the resemblance we share;
I represent all the evil, till I begin to symbolize the good;
I enjoy the constancy in life, till I find change irresistible;
I lead, till the point where I allow myself to be lead by unknown forces;
I don’t lie unless I am not speaking the truth;
I look gorgeous, till they find me hideous;
I am compassionate, to the extent that I snigger at people;
I don’t pose questions, if I know them answers;
I hate strangers, till they become my friends;
I am part of the human race, till I find humanity despicable;
I am insane, till they redefine sanity;

I am Miss Perfect, if you will forgive my shortcomings!

All said and done, I represent the species Homo sapiens sapiens, a contradiction by itself!

[PS: A random 'about me' i had once put up in orkut!]